I Will Literally Eat Jeff Bezos bumper sticker - 8 x 2.2in
Bite into billionaire culture—literally. This "I Will Literally Eat Jeff Bezos" bumper sticker is the chaotic good energy your water bottle, laptop, or protest sign needs. A bold, unhinged way to call out wealth hoarding and late-stage capitalism with humor, rage, and a healthy dose of anti-corporate sass.
✨ Why You’ll Love This Sticker ✨
Premium Vinyl Material – Durable and made to last.
Bold Colors – Eye-catching design for maximum impact.
Easy to Apply – Peel-and-stick backing for smooth, bubble-free placement.
Statement Piece – Perfect for protests, laptops, notebooks, or anywhere you want to spark conversation (or controversy).
🎁 Perfect For: Anti-capitalists, leftists, progressive activists, college students, mutual aid organizers, chaotic good friends, sticker collectors, and anyone who’s ever screamed "tax the rich" at the top of their lungs.
Disclaimer – our stickers are water-resistant but we cannot guarantee that they will withstand all weather and outdoor use. We recommend that stickers be placed indoors for longevity and to maintain pristine condition.
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